Anyway, I wrote a short story for Morphicon 2012 and here it is AS A FREE EBOOK for my multiple thousands and thousands of fans (1):
You can download it here and in a month or two I'm making it $.99 so get it NOW (2).
(or I shall stamp my little feet and pout and stick out my lower lip so far, you can use it as a bookshelf)
(1) No, my anti-delusion of grandeur medicine has not yet kicked in this morning.
(2) And for the love of mercy, if you like, write a review.