March 3rd, 2013


Help Me Take Over The World!

Now, most of you know that I couldn't hurt a fly, but I have decided it is time to upgrade my status from Harmless to Harmful so I am going to corrupt the world and give away free copies of my seminal work, Coventry House and it's distant cousin, Yew Manor.

Of course, In Humor Most Odd: The Collected Silliness of Alan Loewen, has always been free. Anyway, here are the sordid details:

Coventry House:

Promotional price: $0.00
Coupon Code: GG85B
Expires: March 20, 2013

Yew Manor:

Promotional price: $0.00
Coupon Code: VN49K
Expires: April 3, 2013

And, you, my numerous, mindless minions, I, command you to spread this news abroad. Let my harmfulness flow like water throughout the world and tell all and sundry of these free offers! If you think The King in Yellow could corrupt the innocence of millions, you haven't seen anything until you behold the sentient bunny rabbits of Yew Manor! And who knows? Maybe I can soon upgrade from Harmful to Pervasive Nuisance to--dare I type this?--EVIL!!

Be still my beating heart!

PS: Does anybody know where I can get sharks with laser beams on their foreheads?